I just ate the loudest meal of my life. I picked up a crouton, bit down upon it, and almost leaped three feet into the air as my ears suddenly exploded with the sound of a thousand nuclear bombs going off in the kitchen.
Then, with my ears still ringing, I decided to explore further my deep interest in this phenomenon. I innocently took another crouton, handed it to Vanya, and suggest she try eating it. Ah, the look on her face as she bit down and had her eardrums blown out. Priceless.
There are some things money can’t buy. For just those things, there’s croutons.
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