A couple India stories to add to the classics:
Well the sheets were covered in snot. Not really a great story, but it was gross anyway.
Here’s a story.
Ok, so Salindran wanted to call Hardeep, the sword guy, and make sure he was still planning to come display his swords and kirpans as they had agreed to, and if so, what time? She dials the number and, I presume, it starts ringing. This is what we hear:
“Hello? Hardeep? Is that you, Hardeep? Are you coming? Yes, this is Salindran Kaur from the CJ hotel. Are you coming to show us your swords? Yes? Hardeep? Are you coming to the CJ tonight...?”
And on. Turns out she’s talking to some totally random guy in Amritsar for a good minute or two before she figures out she has the wrong number. Oh, it was priceless! Ahahaha! Just imagine Salindran asking some random Indian if he’ll come to the CJ Hotel to show her his swords. Man. We will be joking about this for decades to come.
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